- Anti Joke

Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

a seal walks into a club.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Your Mom!!!

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

My mum is called Steve