What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

An Asian man fails a math test

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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