Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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