Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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Justin Bieber

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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