A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Nice belt.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Nickelback

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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