hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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