- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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