Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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