Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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