- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

hahahahaha thats not funny

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why was the woman?

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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