- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

This one time at band camp music was played.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

That's what she didn't say

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