Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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What happen? Idk...

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Anti Joke

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