Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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