Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Daym im romantic

Guess What??? Ur Murr

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock! Come in..

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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