- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

So I was walking down the road today

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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