What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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homework

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

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