What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Has u seen my grammar?

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long in the tooth!

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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