What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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