what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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