My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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i just wrote this so hard

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Women's rights...

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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