"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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I work at jcpenny

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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I just drank a cola.

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Anti Joke

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