DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

9/11

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

THE END.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

No

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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