- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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