Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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