Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

God. God.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

destiny

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Face...the other white meat!

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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