- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Hi what I lug you

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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