- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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