- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Your biggest fan.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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