- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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