- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Your face

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

yolo your orange looks orange

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

A man penetrates another man.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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