what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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My penis is big... not.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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my gramma died

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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