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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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an athiest walks into a church

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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