You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Girls Lacrosse.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What is your bill about? Clinton

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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