- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

i lost the game

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

A French man gets into a fight

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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