- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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