Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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