Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

your mom was so fat that she died.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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