- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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