- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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