- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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