I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

my gramma died

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

*prepares this to get negative votes*

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

women's rights

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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