- Anti Joke

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

women's rights

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

my gramma died

prepares this to get negative votes

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

women's rights

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

my gramma died

*prepares this to get negative votes*

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

prepares this to get negative votes