What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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