- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

You're tall.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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