- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Has u seen my grammar?

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

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