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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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