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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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