Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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