- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What's circular and round A circle

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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