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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

A russian gives away vodka.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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