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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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