- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

hey, my names mark.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

You tell me. I have amnesia.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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