Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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