What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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charlie sheen losing

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Obama

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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