- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

xavier stop

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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