You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Do you like apples? Yes

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

a man makes a bad joke

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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