- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

hi will

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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