what is a chicken answer: chicken

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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girls basketball

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Illumati Confirmed

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Womens rights

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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