Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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Anti Joke

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