The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

your mom was so fat that she died.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

thumb_up thumb_down -14

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

thumb_up thumb_down -14

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock knock What?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops