- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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