Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Anti Joke

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