- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

I'm Jewish

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

what tall and looks like a jew?

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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