- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

That's what SHE said!

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Women's Rights

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

which one is easiest

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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