Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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