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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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My penis is big... not.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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