- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Corn Muffins

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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