- Anti Joke

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

How do you spell eight? 8

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.