- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

homosexuals are gay

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

800 people died last year. end of story

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Asians.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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