How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Brain fart

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

how man

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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