- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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