A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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