- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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