- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

so... how about that airplane food

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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