Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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