*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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You will not press the like button.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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Womens rights

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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