Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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