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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

so the weather's nice...

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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