where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Jewwy Jewstein

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Your future.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Today is March 22.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Women's rights

Anti Joke

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