What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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This is a joke.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Banana Hamock.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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