- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

William wright is Gay

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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