How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

girls basketball

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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