- Anti Joke

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.