A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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